Saturday, February 18, 2012

Muhammad, the cross-dressing, homosexual, Satan-loving pedophile

        What's that you say? That title is a little harsh? Read on...

        Considering some of the texts found within Islam, I'm wondering why Muslims take such a stance against homosexuality and cross-dressing. Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning either one, since the Bible takes a stance against both (Deuteronomy 22:5, Leviticus 18:22 & 20:13), but Islamic texts actually ENCOURAGE both:

(Sahih al-Bukhari 2442)
"Do not injure me concerning Aisha (Muhammad's 11 year-old bride). The revelation does not come to me when I am wearing the garment of any WOMAN except Aisha."

(Sahih Muslim 4415)
"Abu Bakr requested permission from the prophet (Muhammad) to enter when the prophet was lying down on Aisha’s bed wearing her garment." 

(Sahih Muslim 4472)
"The wives of the prophet sent Fatimah, the daughter of the prophet, to him and she requested permission to enter while he was lying down on my bed in Aisha's robe."

        Get ready. This next one's rough...

(Musnad Ahmad 16245)
Mua'wiya said, "I saw the prophet (Muhammad) sucking on the tongue and lips of al-Hassan, son of Ali, for no tongue or lips that the prophet sucked on will be tormented by hell fire."

        Hold on one second, please...

        It's not hard to understand why Muhammad ws so pan-sexual. His hero and model was Satan, whom many Bible scholars believe to be a homo, just with a lot of power. Indeed, that may explain why Satan hates women (Genesis 3:15) and why the Anti-Christ will have no desire for women (Daniel 11:37).

        But where's the proof that Muhammad's hero and inspiration is Satan? I thought you'd never ask.

        According to Islamic texts, Allah was going to destroy all of mankind for NOT sinning, and then replace us with a new creation that WOULD sin, so he could forgive them and let them know he was their God:

(Sahih Muslim 6621)
Aby Ayyub Ansari reported that Allah's messenger said: If you were not to commit sins, Allah would have swept you out of existence and would have replaced you with another people who have committed sin, and then asked forgiveness from Allah, and he would have granted them pardon. 

(Sahih Muslim 6622)
Abu Haraira reported Allah's messenger having said: By him in whose hand is my life, if you were not to commit sin, Allah would sweep you out of existence and he would replace you with those people who would commit sin and seek forgiveness from Allah, and he would have pardoned them. 

        In other words, Muhammad told his followers that Allah WANTS them to sin so he can show them forgiveness, so much so, that if they DIDN'T sin, he was going to wipe them out and replace them with someone that would. You'd almost get the idea that Allah DEPENDS on sin, without which, he couldn't have a creation and, thus, couldn't be a complete deity.

        Not to worry, Allah! Help is on the way! You have a secret friend who's going to HELP your creations sin.

        Can you guess what this secret friend's name is, folks? We could go to the Bible for the answer, but let's see if there's an incriminating source within Islam itself that gives us the right answer as well...

(Qu'ran, Sura 2:35-36)
We said, "Oh, Adam! Dwell thou and thy wife in the Garden; and eat of the bountiful things therein as ye will; but approach not this tree, or ye run into harm and transgression." Then did SATAN make them slip from the Garden, and get them out of the state of felicity in which they had been. 

(Qu'ran, Sura 7:19-22)
"Oh, Adam! Dwell thou and thy wife in the Garden, and enjoy its good things as ye wish: but approach not this tree, or ye run into harm and transgression." Then began SATAN to whisper suggestions to them, in order to reveal to them their shame that was hidden from them. He said, "Your Lord only forbade you this tree, lest ye should become angels or such beings as live forever." And he swore to them both, that he was their sincere advisor. So, by deceit he brought about their fall.

(Qu'ran, Sura 15:39)
Satan said, "Oh, my Lord! Because you mislead me, I shall indeed adorn the path of error for mankind on the earth, and I shall mislead them all."

        Hmmm, it would appear that, according to the Qu'ran, it was SATAN who "helped" Allah's precious creations fulfill the requirement of sinning, so as not to be wiped out by Allah for not sinning. So, who can we deduce (from Islamic sources, anyway) to be the REAL savior and hero not only to man, but to Allah, himself? Why it's none other than good ole Satan, our undercover ally and misunderstood champion.

        But wait, it gets better. If Allah NEEDS us to sin so he can forgive us, who would his ultimate enemy be? Would it not be someone who not only NEVER sinned, but also made a way to wipe away everyone ELSE'S sin? Well, guess what? There is someone who did just that. His name is Jesus. He simply would not obey Allah's command to disobey.

        Muslims claim to praise "God," to honor Jesus and to despise Satan, but if we look just a little more discerningly at the tenets of their faith we see that SATAN is really their savior because he leads us into sin, and that Jesus is their ultimate ENEMY because he takes us AWAY from sin.

        Sheesh. Tell me, do you still think the title of this post is harsh in any way?